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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

b3k4hhh:

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wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

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my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

Bam.

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My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”

BAM. Not a muggle.

I knew my letter got lost!!

Yesh.

Today has been seven years since the seventh and final book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was published. Let every person who was touched by those wonderful books and movies not forget about the little boy with the lightning scar that we watched grow up. For me, Harry Potter will always be my childhood. So let’s put aside our bickering about what they did wrong in the movies, or that Harry named his son Albus Severus (because let’s be honest, that was just ridiculous), and remember every tear that fell over the deaths of our favorite characters, and unite in our collective hatred of Umbridge. We raise our wands to you, J.K. Rowling. Thank you.

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